Chemists...

Are lame.
Went to Joondalup last night and spontaneously decided I was going to get another ear piercing.
Unfortunately, after spending half an hour going through the motions at the piercing place, they told me they were all booked out. And there was only one person at HHWH so she couldn't leave the front desk. And the chemist didn't do them for under 16s. And the other one didn't do them at all.
Sigh. All I ask for, one little hole in my ear, and what do I get? Bitter disappointment...
Henceforth, I'm further lowering my expectations.