Prosh

Every year, a whole bunch of UWA kids go out and sell parody newspapers for charity. It's called PROSH, it's fucking hilarious.
Written for comedic purposes only and being completely and totally neglectful of respect and lacking dignity, it is probably the funniest thing I've read all year. With headlines like 'Alien vs Federer' and claiming that Tony Abbot is the only thing between a teenager with alco-pops and your daughter's unbroken hymen, I don't know why they don't print things like this more often.
Because being so abusive is physically draining, probably.

Example 1: The herpes simplex
Do you have herpes? Yes.
You fucking bastard! Shut your mouth, whore.

Example 2: Perthopoly
Joondalup Train Station. You arrive at ECU, go directly to FAIL, do not pass your classes, do not get a future. Lose a turn.

Example 3: Your future with master Gang Gong
Monkey: don't mean to be negative but you are responsible for AIDS, polio and ebola. Thanks for ruining humanity. Nah mate, you're alright, champ. Get in there, cob.
Tiger: This is the year to properly fuck up your life. Really good and proper. You are a lying, embarrassing, unfaithful cheater. But fuck almighty, are you good at golf.
Rooster: What a cock.

There's more but I have a newspaper to read... again.
If you can't find one from this year hang out for next year. Or make a donation anyway, they do some good stuff. I can't be bothered putting in a link. Or can I? :)

Henceforth, UWA students are fricken hilarious.
Walruses are upside down elephants.