The Adventures of People part one: Maths lesson

This is what happens in maths. We take it in turns to write words and then we end up with a grand old story. This is the first installment, hopefully of many more to come...

One day there was a Conor. He destroyed lesbians. He tried to eat Daniel, but he had tuna face instead. They went out to the Man Camp and did it. It was faaaantastic. Wongi was enjoying watching the view from his canoe. When he was away in the land he found Pedo Edwards with two little girls.

Wongi said, "Oh sweet, new lineup for our BLOG!"

And Pedo Edwards said, "Hellz bitchez." They crashed their hovercraft by the lake, where Liss was having ravioli. She was om-nom-noming away. They asked if she could kill sluts. And she said, "BROOKLYN RAGE! Yes."

Afterwards, Geoff was meeting the sexy prince Emerson who was wearing nothing. Geoff was disturbed but he was impressed.

Prince Emerson was waiting for Ben because he wanted peaches. Geoff hated Ben very muchly because he also looked like a tuna. But nevertheless, he smiled and poisoned the plums but Ben ninja'd his way out of the Brandon.

What was he doing in the Brandon? He was trying to destroy Brandon's invisible moustache. So Brandon was suffering because his moustache was GONE. Ben threw milk at Brandon's face and his moustache perished. He flew to Pallet Town. Professor Oak said, "You are indeed the Brandon!"

And Brandon married Joe the Jigglypuff.

THE END.

Disclaimer: Anything remotely controversial or offensive was written by Sammie and not me. :D Hahaha love you Sammie <3

Henceforth, this is the coolest thing ever! And we shall try again for more hilarity.

Nerds :D

These guys are funny, I am quite amused by their silly song.
Thought I'd share it :)

I present to you Timmy and Tyson singing their version of 'I wanna be a millionaire', entitled, '100 ATAR'.






Henceforth, I'll hear this song every time I hear millionaire on the radio.

Conrad was so right.

Bacon Carbonara Easy Mac is God's gift to microwaves.
Henceforth, it's on the shopping list every week.

Miguel

Spoils all my fun.
I don't like you. :(

You Tell Me

Girl or Boy?



Granted, it sounds incredibly mean to ask but I just wanted to see what you thought. I'm not discriminating or anything, this kid is amazing.
Tell me what you think.

Today's quote

Today we'll be quoting the infamous Jordan Edwards.

"Spanketh das monkey."

A conflict of Shakespearean and German dialect, but the message was delivered nonetheless.
Here's today's photos from the band tour. You know, all two of them...





Henceforth, I'll remember my instruments when I'm going on tour. Good idea? Yeah, I thought so.

My lack of blogging.

Well I thought I did alright on the holiday blog, but I didn't end up blogging about London, which is annoying because I loved London so much. Eventually I'll write in the last few days, after I've caught up on schoolwork/band/tennis/life in general.
And after I am less sleep deprived.
Henceforth, I'm back at Henceforth now :)
Please continue all being awesome until further notice.