Monday, August 30, 2010

Smile :)

This is just sweet. Makes you think a bit. Liked it, thought I'd share.

My friend Lachy sent it to me last year. He's in there, with his brother.

And think about what'd make your day, or someone else's.

Henceforth, I'm sleeping. Goodnight.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Second Phase

"Yes, behold my lord Ulrich, the rock, the hard place, like a wind from Guilderland he sweeps by blown far from his homeland in search of glory and honor, we walk in the garden of his turbulence!"
- Geoffrey Chaucer, A Knight's Tale

That's what they said about me when I passed my second phase learners. :)

I didn't tell you all that I was going for it again so as to make an embarrassment of myself once more, but I passed this time. Conor bought me lollies just in case I failed and the waterworks started again but I was successful. But still, WHAT A SWEETIE.

So that was my day. And the first blog in a long time.

Henceforth, I'm on my second phase, bitches. <3

Friday, August 13, 2010


Yeah, it's real. It exists. On another blog site, but it's still effing hilarious.
The best Harry Potter blog I've found so far, called Loldemort. It's a collection of little Harry Potter snippits, and some of them have had little quotes added which make them even more hilarious.
For example...

And there's more I plan to email around when I get the chance.
Henceforth, I'll be spamming your school inboxes like a HP-fangirl-spammer-bitch. (Not too far from the truth then.)
Oh, and here's the link to Loldemort.

Monday, August 9, 2010

The Adventures of People part one: Maths lesson

This is what happens in maths. We take it in turns to write words and then we end up with a grand old story. This is the first installment, hopefully of many more to come...

One day there was a Conor. He destroyed lesbians. He tried to eat Daniel, but he had tuna face instead. They went out to the Man Camp and did it. It was faaaantastic. Wongi was enjoying watching the view from his canoe. When he was away in the land he found Pedo Edwards with two little girls.

Wongi said, "Oh sweet, new lineup for our BLOG!"

And Pedo Edwards said, "Hellz bitchez." They crashed their hovercraft by the lake, where Liss was having ravioli. She was om-nom-noming away. They asked if she could kill sluts. And she said, "BROOKLYN RAGE! Yes."

Afterwards, Geoff was meeting the sexy prince Emerson who was wearing nothing. Geoff was disturbed but he was impressed.

Prince Emerson was waiting for Ben because he wanted peaches. Geoff hated Ben very muchly because he also looked like a tuna. But nevertheless, he smiled and poisoned the plums but Ben ninja'd his way out of the Brandon.

What was he doing in the Brandon? He was trying to destroy Brandon's invisible moustache. So Brandon was suffering because his moustache was GONE. Ben threw milk at Brandon's face and his moustache perished. He flew to Pallet Town. Professor Oak said, "You are indeed the Brandon!"

And Brandon married Joe the Jigglypuff.


Disclaimer: Anything remotely controversial or offensive was written by Sammie and not me. :D Hahaha love you Sammie <3

Henceforth, this is the coolest thing ever! And we shall try again for more hilarity.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Nerds :D

These guys are funny, I am quite amused by their silly song.
Thought I'd share it :)

I present to you Timmy and Tyson singing their version of 'I wanna be a millionaire', entitled, '100 ATAR'.

Henceforth, I'll hear this song every time I hear millionaire on the radio.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Conrad was so right.

Bacon Carbonara Easy Mac is God's gift to microwaves.
Henceforth, it's on the shopping list every week.

Sunday, August 1, 2010


Spoils all my fun.
I don't like you. :(

You Tell Me

Girl or Boy?

Granted, it sounds incredibly mean to ask but I just wanted to see what you thought. I'm not discriminating or anything, this kid is amazing.
Tell me what you think.