The Montuak Monster

So this is what I do when I'm bored, I look up random crap online and then talk about it on my blog. Not very interesting?
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.



It's called the Montuak Monster, and it washed up on a beach near the Montuak Business District of New York in 2008, and it was reported that a similar creature was found in Panama in 2009. There has been much speculation over what exactly this thing is, as it has a body like a raccoon and hands like a sloth and a beak and a tail.
Some people say it was created at a laboratory as an experiment, but there are no surgical marks on the animal. The most likely explanation, according to some 'experts', is that it is a mutated turtle without a shell. Which is sad, when you think about it.
However, turtles do not have claws or tails or elbows, so what is this thing?
There are some other suggestions as to what it might have been...

- Voldemort (or at least, the voldemort of the animal world)


- A Gargoyle (hey, it's possible... there were gargoyles in the Hunchback of Notre Dame, weren't there?)


- A creature from Avatar (or any other plausible alien creature)


- Yoda


- A [Baby] Gryphon (because mythological creatures are awesome)


- Dobby


- A Dog Monster (reference to Ghost Busters)


- Charmeleon


So there's some food for thought.
Unfortunately, it's more likely to be a neglected or tortured raccoon or dog that has been decomposing for more than a few years. That sort of makes me sad, so deep deep down I really hope it's a Charmeleon.
Henceforth, be on the look out for more strange things. (On the internet, anyway.)